Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and
asks, "What are you in here for.? " The second kid says, " I'm in
here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous. " The first
kid says, " you ' ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they
give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze. "
The second kid than asks, " what are you here for. ? " The first kid
says, "A circumcision. " And the second kid says, " Whoa , good luck
buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year. "
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