Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Kid are funny!

 Two  little  kids  are  in  a hospital,  lying  on  stretchers  next  to
each other,  outside  the operating room.   The first kid leans over and
asks,  "What   are  you  in here  for.? "  The second  kid  says,  " I'm  in
here  to get  my tonsils out  and I'm  a  little  nervous. "   The  first
kid  says,  " you ' ve   got  nothing  to worry about.  I had  that done
when I was  four.   They  put you  to sleep and  when you wake up,  they
give you lots  of  Jell-O  and  Ice Cream.  It's  a  breeze. "
The second kid than asks,  " what are you here  for. ? "  The first kid
says,  "A  circumcision. "   And the second kid  says, " Whoa  ,  good  luck
buddy,  I had  that done when I was born.   Couldn't  walk  for a year. "

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