Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
His prick was stuck in the chicken!
Did you hear that Bill Clinton switched from a cigar to a pipe? He said cigars are for pussies!
Bill Clinton said I didn't tell her to lie in the deposition! I told her to ly in da position!
Monica Lewinsky goes to the same dry cleaners every day since she was a little girl. The owner was partially def. So she brought a blouse in and said to the owner "I need this dress by Friday". He being almost def responded with "huh?" Monica said once again "I need this dress by Friday". He said "Come again!"
She said "No it's speghetti sauce!"
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