Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A. Its called "The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."
Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles park outside his house.
Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at Kmart?
A. He heard boys' pants were half-off!
Q. Whats the difference between Mr. Potato head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has more noses.
Q. When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand is on the little!
Q. What do Michael Jackson and Jockeys have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.
Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. I believe you're in my son.
Q. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two Five year olds.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
A. Because it is to expensive to rent one at 2 million a pop!
Q. What is brown and in a babys Diaper?
A. Michael Jackson’s Hand.
Q. What is white and in Michael Jackson’s Pocket?
A. His other hand.
Q. What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A. Throw him a Buoy.
Q. What is black and comes in little white cans?
A. Michael Jackson!
Q. Why did Pepsi Fire Michael Jackson?
A. Because he was sucking on a Squirt.
Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
A. Blowing his first nose.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. Why are Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
A. Because they aren’t his!
Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little randy.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.
Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A. Several children have fingered him.
Knock knock!
Who’s There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit a iceberg and started to sink. The Captain announce. We’re sinking, everyone abandon ship!
Michael Jackson asked, What about the children?
The captain replied. Screw the children!
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said Do you think we have time?
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears anymore allegations about little boys, the pope says he’ll have no choice but to make him a priest.
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